Chuckles

I received these in my email this morning.  More quarantine humor.  Good for a laugh, maybe just a smile. But good nonetheless.

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician

Ontario has banned groups larger then 5.  If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who the least favorite is.

The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.

Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I will be pouring wine on my cereal

Today’s Weather.  Room temperature.

30 days hath September, April, June, and November.  All the rest have 31 except March which had 8000

Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly,  Now weed’s legal and schools closed.  Damn kids are living the dream.

This is stupid.  I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as rum and coke

If you get an email with the Subject “Knock, Knock”, don’t open it. It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.

After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside. I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them. Now I understand dogs.

Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Las Vegas in my house.  We’re losing money by the minute.  Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.  No one knows what the hell time it is.

Have a great day

 

About oldmainer

I am a retired manager living in Southern Maine and a would be writer of poetry, narratives, short stories, and random opinions, and that's how Oldmainer was born. Recently, I decided to try an experiment. I added photography to the mix, using only a cheap cell phone with a limited camera and the editing software that came with it, and added the blog site Inklings at poormanspoet.wordpress.com to showcase the results. So, feel free to use whatever you find interesting or worthy, but please honor the terms of my copyright when and if you do. They may not be much, but they are still a piece of me. I appreciate your checking me out and hope that you find something that will encourage a return visit. Thanks for stopping by.
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8 Responses to Chuckles

  1. 🙂 Definitely funny.

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  2. Pingback: Chuckles — oldmainer | Rethinking Life

  3. Angie says:

    I like the hand sanitizer one.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. scifihammy says:

    These are great! Thanks for the laughs! 😀

    Like

  5. Geri Lawhon says:

    Love the jokes, they were just what I needed. Thanks you for this post.

    Like

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