Yesterday while eating breakfast and reading the paper, my wife asked me what my plans for the day were. I said “nothing special. Why”? She said she could use a little help around the house. Being the compliant househusband that I am, I agreed and asked what I could do. She replied “well, I would really appreciate it if you would vacuum the bedrooms”, so I said I would.
Sometime later, when she observed me watching TV, she asked if I had done the bedrooms as she hadn’t heard the vacuum running. I told her I tried, but the vacuum appears to be broken. At least, I couldn’t get it started. With a puzzled look, she asked me to show her. So I did. Some women just won’t accept anything on faith. Just sayin.