I once heard a story about a person that was having their garage door opener replaced. They told the repairman that they thought they would need a least a 1/2 horsepower motor. The repairman said he didn’t think that was enough and recommended a 1/4 horsepower. When the homeowner said “but that is smaller then the 1/2 horse”, the repairman replied “no it’s not. Four is bigger then two”.
Funny, but probably not true. Or is it. In reality, such people walk among us. I received the following this morning and thought it too funny not to share. It kind of makes you think these people must have shown up to swim after the gene pool had already been drained.