Dummies 101

oldmainer

durwoodI opened the paper this morning and was met with a headline that said “Crash Dummies Will Soon Be Smarter”.  Really???  Immediately, my mind started to plummet into the world of whimsy where it wallows in the ridiculous.   

First, the article said they would soon be smarter, inferring that they were already somewhat intelligent,  which would seem to be something of a contradiction since we call them “dummies”.  Also, how smart do they have to be before they will not let someone strap them into a vehicle that is about to streak headlong into a barrier.  

That aside, I began to picture  the following conversation between Duncan and Durwood, two of these dummies.

Duncan:  Hey Durwood, I saw them bring another car into the test site this morning. Did anyone say anything to you”?

Durwood:  Not a word, but they never tell me anything anyway.  They treat me like some kind…

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About oldmainer

I am a retired manager living in Southern Maine and a would be writer of poetry, narratives, short stories, and random opinions, and that's how Oldmainer was born. Recently, I decided to try an experiment. I added photography to the mix, using only a cheap cell phone with a limited camera and the editing software that came with it, and added the blog site Inklings at poormanspoet.wordpress.com to showcase the results. So, feel free to use whatever you find interesting or worthy, but please honor the terms of my copyright when and if you do. They may not be much, but they are still a piece of me. I appreciate your checking me out and hope that you find something that will encourage a return visit. Thanks for stopping by.
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