Several months ago, I published a post containing several puns, knowing the viewing public would be responsive and, in fact, were craving such an offer. So in response to the tremendous outpouring of apathy generated by the last one, I now offer you installment two for your viewing pleasure. If they don’t tickle your funny bone, they will at least upset your ulcers.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. one says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
An invisible man marries and invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
I went to a seafood disco the other day and pulled a mussel
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire and, not surprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Had enough? No?? OK, OK. Stop begging. I’ll give you one more.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named ‘Ahmal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain and they name him ‘Juan.’ A year later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband says “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
That’s it for now. You are free to go take a Pepto-Bismol break, as soon as you stop laughing.