Now That’s Punney Two

Several months ago, I published a post containing several puns, knowing the viewing public would be responsive and, in fact, were craving such an offer.  So in response to the tremendous outpouring of apathy generated by the last one,  I now offer you installment two for your viewing pleasure.  If they don’t tickle your funny bone, they will at least upset your ulcers.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.  one says to the other:  “Does this taste funny to you?”

An invisible man marries and invisible woman.  The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

I went to a seafood disco the other day and pulled a mussel

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire and, not surprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Had enough?  No??  OK, OK.  Stop begging.  I’ll give you one more.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named ‘Ahmal.’  The other goes to a family in Spain and they name him ‘Juan.’  A year later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.  Her husband says “They’re twins.  If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

That’s it for now.  You are free to go take a Pepto-Bismol break, as soon as you stop laughing.

About oldmainer

I am retired and live in southern Maine with my wife and two dogs. I started Oldmainer as an outlet for my occasional opinions and random observations, with some poetry thrown in. I welcome anyone that wants to kick back and join me here on the porch, exploring all the gifts we have been given and the memories collected. Thanks for stopping by.
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10 Responses to Now That’s Punney Two

  1. quiall says:

    Very punny!!!


  2. msmcword says:

    Q: What did the bun say to the hot dog?
    A: Franks for the memories.


  3. I’m still laughing at the “…overwhelming apathy.” LOLOLOLOL Punny indeed.


  4. Having a quiet day Bob? They were good mate, nothing like playing with words. ‘I hate Tacos, said no Juan ever.’ The oyster wouldn’t share with others, he was shellfish. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. etc.


  5. You are so Quigley, my precious grandfather and your grand uncle personified!
    Patty Q.


  6. Starralee says:

    I’m howling with laughter!!! Must settle down, it’s almost time for church.


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